Round and Round and Round...

This happens often...

Ring Ring
"Lawyer Referral, how can I help you?"

"i need a lawyer"

"sure, what is the situation briefly"

"i need a lawyer to help me with my case"

"and what is the case sir"

"its a civil case"

"okkkk, and what are the details of the case"

"i have a federal civil case"

"okkk, right, so what kind of lawyer is it that you would be in need of"

"one to handle my lawsuit"

"right, but what are the details of the case so i can get you the right kind of atty"

"its a civil case in federal court"

"yes, but what are the details, what is the case about"

"details?"

"yes, what is the issue?"

"oh, welll, i don't want to be discussing that over the phone.... click"


WHAT?!