Tuesday, May 20, 2008

UHHH?

"If theres more than five Mexicans that want the fan off, they can turn it off, so I got fired because of the Mexicans." - To my understanding it takes 6 Mexicans and/or 4 Mexicans and 2 Salvadoreans to turn the fan off.

"Yes, my daughters got picked up last night because one of them bit a security guard at a club." - Can I please have their numbers?

"I'm not lawyer smart" - Obvi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My ink pen don't write, I need another ink pen" ... ink pen ink pen ink pen
INK PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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